As you all know, the Crimedog is among the September call ups to Da Bears competitive team. I’m sure you also know that it is fuckin bullshit that I haven’t been called up sooner. I mean, Kaby and Nick and no Crimedog?? Come on. Oh well, we’ll get back to who I’m better than in a bit but now prepare to take a Crimedog sneak peak at the so called church league competition.
by Crimedog.com September 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm edit comment
We start off this preview with the Tate Springs. Now I hear from some of those old fuckin Bears that this team is pretty good and has beaten the comp Bears team in the bottom of the final inning in the past 2 games. They even have some “real bears” on that team. My thoughts on that are simply; fuck them! We will destroy them if I’m in the lineup that night. Give me Da Bears to pound their shit by 3 1/2.
by Crimedog.com September 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm edit comment
FRBC Blue. These guys have one player that plays worth a shit, and its their short stop. We will knock them around like Josh did that dirty whore on his birthday when we play them. Give me Da Bears by 5.
by Crimedog.com September 18, 2009 at 2:29 pm edit comment
SUCOC. These team needs to relocate from the church league to the handicapped league. I’m sure these bunch of ratards are very nice and they try real hard (just like a few of our “players”). But that won’t be enough to challenge the new Crimedog-led DaBears comp. DaBears will roll them back to their wheel chair league. Bears by 11.
by Crimedog.com September 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm edit comment
SUCOC II. Really? So sucoc 1 was so successful, you decided to start a second team? Who do you think you are, Da Bears Nation? You all better pray. Give me Bears by double digits. I’d even favor a Peters/Checkeye/Nick lead team against these fuckholes.
by Crimedog.com September 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm edit comment
First Baptist Green. As I’m writing this, I remember what the Great Softball Jesus tells me about most of these teams and this group of whiners sums up his statement perfectly: “in their minds, praying at the end of the game makes up for the pathetic play, poor sportsmanship, cussing and complaining”. Softball Jesus also said this;: “I think their third baseman is the biggest cry baby in softball”. Da Bears by 4 1/2.
Tate Springs II. Again. Why bother? Da Bears by 13.
by Crimedog.com September 18, 2009 at 2:32 pm edit comment
First Baptist Red. These pussies are a bunch of cry-baby faggits from what I have observed. Last time Da Bears were in the same league, they got their asses kicked to high holy hell head to head, and then ended up crying when DaBears won the tie-breaker. Look for Da Bears plus 6 1/2 when this game comes up.Pussies.
by Crimedog.com September 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm edit comment
Now back to who am am better than.Kabay. I’m not as fast as the second fastest player on DaBears but I think my average is double his.
Nick. Like Kab, he is fast but hits like ass.
Jimmy. Short, weak, and losing what seems to be a step per season.
Jeffrey. Not as short or as week as big bro, but is also on the decline.
Wagnon. If he stays healthy, he can hit about as good as me and plays good defense. I’ll put this in there as a tossup.
Jake. I like Jake, but give me some more me.
Softball Jesus. I love Softball Jesus.
Danny. Good pitcher, whacky baserunner, great grill man, and pretty good hitter. All equals second tier behind me.
Bo. He, Wagnon and Wallis are the only real players other than the ol Crimedog that can play with any team out there. We will carry the team this season and try to make up for the deficiencies of Kab, Nick, Jimmy, Poochie and others.
by Crimedog.com September 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm edit comment
