I lost a lot of cash yesterday so I’m pissed off yet excited about softball, so listen up assholes.
1. Fuck you Tony Romo
2. Fuck you Tom Brady
3. Fuck you Chargers and Steelers.
4. Fuck you Tim Baggett for giving Ditka a bye
5. Fuck you Nick and Barbara for having your baby the same week as I make my competitive team debut
6. Fuck you Jimmy if you don’t bat me cleanup
Good luck to the church team that has to deal with me, the Angry Crimedog tonight!
Go to hell fags.